Strange bedfellows.Credit:Benke
Forget brain fog and Albo’s national disability insurance scheme-inspired mental blanks. It’s that time in the election cycle where at the inner sanctum of the campaign trail the wheels are very close to falling off. Literally.
A bus load of journalists on Liberal’s campaign media bus in Perth on Saturday had to be offloaded en masse after a bathroom incident made the vehicle temporarily uninhabitable. Luckily, a new set of wheels were waiting at the next stop along with a more stern warning from the driver about what the bathroom could be used for. “Number one’s only,” apparently.
But it’s not the only curious incident of the campaign trail.
Two nights earlier the media pack made light work of the plane ride from Sydney to Western Australia, whiling away the five hour flight with an a cappella marathon of pop’s greatest hits. A mole on the plane – OK, then, it was CBD’s political editor and former high school madrigal Tamara Kingston-Manuka, no less – informed us the press pack performed a fair chunk of the Backstreet Boys catalogue before turning to Britney Spears and then Aussie pop duo Savage Garden. But it was a rousing rendition of John Farnham’s You’re the Voice they were proudest of.
Apparently the anthem was sung with such force it threatened to jam flight communications. We suppose the frustration has to come out somewhere.
RED ALERT
Over in the Labor camp, things are just as manic. But they’re not that manic according to a senior Labor figure who emphatically denied reports emanating from the bus of keeping an afternoon nap schedule to keep the politico’s brain clear for the campaign.
No shade, Comrade – we would too if we could!
But it’s Labor’s campaign headquarters in Sydney’s Surry Hills where the real party is happening which is no surprise really considering it’s only their boss who’s had another beer named after him. Last week, Marrickville brewery Willie the Boatman launched a new ALP-inspired ale, the Albo Pale Ale in honour of the Grayndler MP. A year earlier, there was another tribute in the form of the Albo Corn Ale.
The Albo coaster
And while cases of the brew aren’t headed to the campaign HQ – officially it’s a dry ship, but who knows what goes on in a Surry Hills office block’s rear entrance – that hasn’t stopped ALP campaigners from going to town with beer-related merch. Albo’s campaign team has now manufactured a mountain of striking coasters to accompany the ale printed in Soviet red featuring Albo’s mug and the tag line “Vote Albo for PM”. Coasters have been appearing in Surry Hills pubs along Cleveland Street ever since, prompting some head scratching among publicans who know the coasters haven’t come from them.
Could it be an HQ-led guerilla campaign tactic? Probably, considering Labor spinners went to ground when asked about the coasters on Sunday.
One publican at least wasn’t happy.
“I found coasters with Albanese’s face on them in my pub. I didn’t ask for them to be there and no one asked me if I wanted them,” he told CBD on the condition of anonymity.
Either way, it’s worth noting the coaster bombing isn’t even going down in Albo’s electorate. Surry Hills belongs to Sydney MP and Labor’s golden girl Tanya Plibersek. Remember her? We sure do.
BLUE TONGUES
Things appear to be marginally more sedate up in Brisbane where the Coalition’s campaign team has converged on the riverside suburb of Milton, which just happens to be the home of XXXX beer.
But the set-up is all very old-hat for veteran Coalition campaigners considering it’s the third election in a row the party has chosen the ?hood for its election nerve centre. Up there, it’s all about the local Anytime Fitness and what we are told is a reliable neighbourhood Japanese restaurant which has established itself as a favourite with the team. Rockin’ sushi indeed.
At least there are plenty of choices for knock off beers. Our pick is the Newstead Brewery or the nearby Regatta Hotel close to the riverfront in Toowoong.
Team, you got those tips for free.
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